Is it me or are stupid conversations between two people you don’t know not that interesting or amusing?


When poking goes wrong……

Some bird: i've been poking somebody else
i just wanted to let you know so you didn't hear it from another

Bazza: what the fuck!!!??? who????

Some bird: it doesn't matter, bazza
don't get all crazy

Bazza: just fucking tell me

Some bird: it's not going to make you feel any better
i'll still poke you if you want

Bazza: i have to know

Some bird: i don't want you hurting anyone.
i know how you get

Bazza: is it male?

Some bird: which one?

Bazza: the poker

Some bird: ummm....yeah...not just one poker

Bazza: how many?
have u been getting DP'd (double poked?)

Some bird: sometimes
they just come from everywhere, all the time
it's exhausting
look, i'm getting upset
i gotta go

Bazza: you're upset!!!? how do u think i feel!!!?

Some bird: deal with it bazza!!!!
you knew what kind of girl i was when you started poking me!!!
but you thought your poke was sooooo good i'd never want another
well it isn't enough!!!
im sorry but you made me say it

Bazza: u saying my poker is too small?

Some bird: no of course not
amazingly, your poker is identical to everyone else

Bazza: u've got some serious poking issues u need to deal with

Some bird: i know
i'm so fucked up

Bazza: i thought we could have had a nice healthy poking relationship
but you had to go ruin it didn't you!

Some bird: nonono
we can still poke

Bazza: its not the same

Some bird: i didnt mean to hurt you
i just wanted to poke you
and everyone else

Bazza: it started with a poke, and now you’ve turned me into a joke

Some bird: maybe if you had taken time to understand my interests and activities, it would have been different, but you just wanted to poke
and this is what you get

Bazza: i just don' t think you take it seriously enough
to you it's all just one big poke joke

Some bird: oh no you dont
if there is one thing in life i take seriously
it's poking

Bazza: u can't just go around poking people willy nilly and not thinking about the consequences
i mean have u even thought about protection?

Some bird: look, i don't poke those kind of people
I’m just sick of this, the secrets, the lies, I don’t want to feel like this anymore
always poking
thinking about poking

Bazza: what is it that you really want?

Some bird: i don't know
i just have this poke-shaped hole that i can never seem to fill

Bazza: it used to be such fun
those days when we'd just poke each other all day long

Some bird: no use getting all nostalgic
we can't go back there
we were different people then
we have to deal with now

Bazza: i can't talk about this anymore
it upsets me too much

Some bird: fine
i was leaving anywy

Bazza: its over

Some bird: whatever