Guns

I started writing this blog a few weeks ago when the shootings in America were the hot topic – it’s not any more but fuck it, a late (shit) blog is better than no blog!

With the recent shootings in America and the murder of the mayor of Nagasaki, Itcho Ito, here in Japan, I thought this blog should turn its attention to this week’s hot topic: gun laws.

After an “Asian”*(1) student in Virginia was able to walk onto his University campus and kill 33 fellow students with guns he purchased legally, some people have called for a tightening up of gun laws. I say to these people that is the sort of dumbass logic that will just play into the crinimals’ hands. This latest murder in Japan proves that banning guns simply doesn’t work and therefore what’s the point!? Admittedly, figures may show that in 2006 there were 30,000 Gun deaths in the US compared with 53 in Japan which is a ratio of 600:1 but that’s not the point. Banning guns doesn’t work and therefore clearly we shouldn’t do it even if facts do show that it significantly reduces the number of gun related deaths.

It doesn’t take a study to realise that a well armed citizenry helps REDUCE violence (so rather than do a study lets just take that as fact). I propose that everyone be given a gun,…. kids, women, pensioners, babies, disabled’s, blacks…. everyone. And before you say “Bazza, you’ve lost your mind, how can you give all those people guns!?” think about it…. criminals freely admit that the fact that some people may carry concealed guns makes them really nervous about picking out a potential victim. Just think, Granny may be packing a Kimber custom 45!

Bottom line, CRIMINALS DO NOT WANT TO FACE ARMED VICTIMS, THEREFORE GIVE EVERYONE A GUN!

The way I see it, if you wanna stay unarmed, that’s your choice,….. but if you become a statistic, don’t come crying to me. You’ve been warned, now get yourself a gun and stop crying like a girl.

I blame this whole outcry about guns on the mainstream media’s liberal/socialist agenda. What these liberal pansies need to learn is that gun bans don't work and it's simple to understand. The proof is in Nagasaki. A criminal, without regard for the total ban on firearms in Japan, shot and killed the Mayor of that city. I mean yeah you may point out that was just one incident and point to the respective gun related deaths in both countries as evidence that gun bans do work, but then you’d just be being a liberal pussy!

For me, Gun Free Zones are potential slaughterhouses for those with evil intent. I reckon that guy Cho probably laughed to himself as he read the "Gun Free Zone" signs when he entered the University buildings. Had the sign read “Gun Zone” then I don’t think he would have been laughing quite so hard!

I wonder if we would have all this gun grabbing bullshit if instead of using a gun, he waited outside with a car or truck and when there were enough victims on the street/sidewalk he ran them all down and killed 30 to 40. Would we be banning cars/trucks? Would we be banning tires? Would News sites be printing headlines where the car/truck was purchased??

I don’t think so, do you!!! – what is it with this prejudice towards guns!

Yeah sure some people may say “hey Bazza, that’s a fucking retarded comparison as cars and trucks serve the useful function of transporting billions of people and goods around the world whereas guns are designed pretty much solely for killing people.” I say to these people “fuck off and stop using reason you fucking logical thinking cunts!”

You can’t blame the gun or the car – if you ban guns you’ll have to end up banning every potential murder weapon - the person did this act and nothing else (it wasn’t the guns fault!) – take away his gun and he could have done it just as easily with another weapon – like a 15th Century Cinquedea sword*(2)

The point is that everyone should be required to carry a gun. This massacre in Virginia was the direct result of the gun ban laws. I mean you may to think it is better to focus on the psychological factors that drove this student to want to murder dozens of his peers and himself, but that is missing the point. Clearly the main reason this tragedy happened was the gun control laws at the university! By disarming the entire student body and faculty at the university, these laws enabled this wacko to gun down those students like turkeys at a turkey shoot. If someone at VA Tech had a gun, they would have been able to combat the shooter and prevent this disaster.

No maybe about it. Giving people guns prevents gun related deaths!

I can point to a perfect example of gun control. In Atlanta after some negros showed up after Katrina there was an obvious rise in the crime rate. Breaking and entering.... and you know what happened!? They were shot dead.....justifiable homocide, no charges filed. Guess what? It stopped. If that's not "control" I don't know what is.

"there's nothing wrong with shooting.....as long as the right people are getting shot"　(i.e. Blacks)
. - Dirty Harry

I keep my guns and I will shoot to kill. If it means the odd easily preventable death of a family member through some gun related accident (of which there are thousands each year) then so be it. Everyone owning a gun is the best way we can all be protected, and it is MY duty to protect myself and my family. Period.

I hold exactly the same view with safety around the World – if every country owned weapons of mass destruction then we’d all be much safer as no-one would dare attack anyone else, because remember….. Granny could be packing a Kimber custom 45 or Afghanistan could have its own nuclear weapon! If everyone was armed we’d all be much safer!

It is for this reason, because I am a lover of peace and freedom, that I fully support the U.S. and British troops in their mission in Iraq…..

No wait a minute…, hang on…..





* (1) note: it is important to point out that the killer was an “Asian”, or as I prefer, slitty eyed yellow monkey

* (2) The 15th Century Cinquedea is so named because of its five-finger wide blade at the hilt. The Cinquedea was designed to use force to penetrate gaps in armor plate, with the width of blade giving the weapon its strength.

* (3) I would like to thank some of the bloggers on www.cbsnews.com for providing the inspiration for this blog. Without their completely retarded views this post would not have been possible.